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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:31 pm 
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E2 mayrun me

Ahemmm....

~isang araw
~may talong tao na nasa isang lumulubog na barko
~nakahanap yung isa ng magic lamp

~sabi ng Genie"I will give you three wishes"
~Una:I wish i was handsome and with my Girlfriend
~ Magic smoke~
~ikalawa:I wish I was out of here and Im with my family
~Boom~
~Ikatlo:Ay wla nang kwenta mabuhay d2 mamatay nmn ako kay ibalik mo nlng yung dalawa d2
~Kaboom~
~Gagu tarandtadu ka mamatay kna d2 bagu 2 lumubog




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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:45 pm 
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hahhaha

nice one...

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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:47 pm 
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ako rin mayrun isa pa

kinuha ng isang kanong pari sa pacquiao as interpreter

Pari:the lord was crucified between 2 robbers
Pac:Si Hesus ay pinako sa gitna ng dalawang gomma
Pari:We need 2 sacrifice
Pac:Kailangan natin ng dalawang sakong bigas
Pari:If we do not repent
Pac:Kapag hindi natin pipinturahan uli
Pari:The wrath of God will come upon u!
Pac:Ang mga daga ng diyos ay pupunta sa yo!
(mga tao nagtawanan)
Pari:Well...Well...
Pac:Balon...Balon....

:dancing01:

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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
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tyrone000000 wrote:
hahahhaha

joke ngan la ad2...

ta.a gad kan admin iya mga funny pics may bad word ngani..


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Ano nga bad words .. :fist: :angry: :rant: of course not .. !! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:23 pm 
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Ad2 ngani na I FUCK ON MY FIRST DATE..

ahhhahhaha..

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 Post subject: The difference between select and choose
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Q&A: The difference between select and choose ..

Q. What's the difference between select and choose ??

A. Select is when you pick out something ... choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
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1 panget na babe, hinoholdap

Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: nagsusuggest lang…

Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila
English ng isda... pis.
English ng mukha... pis.
Ng pandikit... pis.
Ng kapayapaan... pis.
Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis I o Pis II?
Pisti!

GIRL: Ang puti naman ng bird mo...
BOY: Aba, syempre ah! Likas papaya ata gamit ko diyan!
GIRL: Ginagamitan mo rin ba ng Downy?
BOY: Baket? Bango ba?
GIRL: Lambot eh!!!

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bakit di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?"


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 Post subject: Re: Pinoy jokes - post them here
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emeroy wrote:
Encouraging words for today:
"Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo,
bakit di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?"


Bakit 'di kaya ikaw yung mauna?? :jump04:


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