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~isang araw ~may talong tao na nasa isang lumulubog na barko ~nakahanap yung isa ng magic lamp
~sabi ng Genie"I will give you three wishes" ~Una:I wish i was handsome and with my Girlfriend ~ Magic smoke~ ~ikalawa:I wish I was out of here and Im with my family ~Boom~ ~Ikatlo:Ay wla nang kwenta mabuhay d2 mamatay nmn ako kay ibalik mo nlng yung dalawa d2 ~Kaboom~ ~Gagu tarandtadu ka mamatay kna d2 bagu 2 lumubog
kinuha ng isang kanong pari sa pacquiao as interpreter
Pari:the lord was crucified between 2 robbers Pac:Si Hesus ay pinako sa gitna ng dalawang gomma Pari:We need 2 sacrifice Pac:Kailangan natin ng dalawang sakong bigas Pari:If we do not repent Pac:Kapag hindi natin pipinturahan uli Pari:The wrath of God will come upon u! Pac:Ang mga daga ng diyos ay pupunta sa yo! (mga tao nagtawanan) Pari:Well...Well... Pac:Balon...Balon....
Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo! Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh! Babae: nagsusuggest lang…
Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila English ng isda... pis. English ng mukha... pis. Ng pandikit... pis. Ng kapayapaan... pis. Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis I o Pis II? Pisti!
GIRL: Ang puti naman ng bird mo... BOY: Aba, syempre ah! Likas papaya ata gamit ko diyan! GIRL: Ginagamitan mo rin ba ng Downy? BOY: Baket? Bango ba? GIRL: Lambot eh!!!
Encouraging words for today: "Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?"
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