So post whatever pinoy jokes you've got here ..

Iba ang PINOY!!!!!
PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.

Q&A: Cory, Gloria and Erap ..

Q. What's the difference among Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and Erap?
A. Cory can`t tell a lie
Gloria can`t tell the truth
Erap can`t tell the difference

DYOK...DYOK. ..DYOK

Coffee Maker

In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee world.

The Columbia delegate said: "We have the best coffee beans."

Remarked the Japanese representative: "Japan refined coffee production to make people enjoy coffee more."

The American delegate: "America has the best and the most number of brands of regular and instant coffee, supported by the most modern means of production."

Then the Filipino delegate stood up to proudly declare: "The Philippines invented the two-hour coffee break!!!"

"Proud to be a Filipino."

ADVENTURERS

There were three adventurers, they went to the forest for some research.

Then they were captured by a tribe the sultan of the tribe said:" Bring me 9 same kinds of fruits,and I'll let you go."

The first adventurer brought him 9 apples. Then the sultan said: "place it inside your butt. Do not scream, Do Not open your mouth , or I will kill you".

Then he place the apples one by one then he screamed..

-dead-

The second adventurer brought him 9 black berries.

The sultan also told him to place it inside your butt. After 6,7,8...

he laughed ...

-dead-

When he reached heaven St. Joseph asked him: "why did you laugh?? You almost done your punishment??

adventurer:" Because the third adventurer brought 9 PINEAPPLES"

hahahahhaha

^^ hahahaha

(pedro was trying to kill the cockroach..)

cockroach:" wag poh!!!..."

Pedro:" bakit???"

cockroach:" only havaianas touches my skin!"

hahahhaha

^^ hahahhaa nice one. hain ka ba hit nakuha? hahha

basta i got my own sources...

hahahahha

asus.

Sperm and mayonnaise
are quite similar..

they both are rich in proteins

they both are from eggs

they both are white...


that is why they are
LADIES choice...

hahahhahaha

^^ warning

tsk tsk tsk

hahahhaha

joke ngan la ad2...

ta.a gad kan admin iya mga funny pics may bad word ngani..