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15 Mar 2009
Accurate travel slogans for Asian nations
By Nury Vitacchi


Serious warning:
Before reading the list below, please note.
We do not intend to offend any particular nation.
We intend to offend all nations.
We are strictly an equal-opportunity offender.



The Official List of Accurate Travel Slogans for Asian Nations:


Laos:
Landmine capital of the world.


Kazakhstan:
Visit us and feel better about your home country.


Mongolia:
Poor, cold and miserable, but mountain sheep like it.


China:
1.3 billion people can be wrong.


Maldives:
Beautiful, clear blue waters, and islands shortly to disappear beneath them.


South Korea:
Right next door to a demented man making nuclear weapons.


North Korea:
Paradise on earth, yeah right.


Vietnam:
Not entirely sad, possibly.


Sri Lanka:
The world's most glorious island, except for the war and the bombs and the soldiers and the guns and stuff.


Taiwan:
Shortly to be overrun by China.


Bangladesh:
Sometimes not flooded.


Thailand:
Come and see how long you can stay Prime Minister.


Japan:
You think our cartoons are weird, wait till you meet our people.


North Korea:
Proud to be the world's maddest country.


China:
Home of Earth's most polluted cities.


Nepal:
Compare the legend of fabled, exotic Kathmandu, with the grimy, bar-lined reality.


Malaysia:
Pitched battles over leadership, and that's just within the ruling party.


Kyrgyzstan:
Proud to be the world's least spell-able nation.


Hong Kong:
Quite nice, as long as you don't breathe in.


Pakistan:
Visit us for the best chance of being part of the world's first all-out nuclear war.


East Timor:
Now transformed from a violent, poverty-stricken, occupied land, into a violent, poverty-stricken, independent land.


Philippines:
Corrupt but cheap.


Singapore:
Now developing ways to arrest people for thought-crimes.


Myanmar:
Home of some of the world's nastiest leaders.


Brunei:
Imagine a land totally free of pubs, nightclubs and alcoholic drinks.


Cambodia:
We now have electricity in places.


China:
We have more ways to detain you than you ever thought possible.


India:
Your upset stomach might not last the whole trip.



Source:
http://old.thejakartapost.com/detailnational.asp?fileid=20090315.C03&irec=3